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Yo Mamma's like...
 
Yo mama's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.

Yo mama's like Burger King... Your way, right away.

Yo mama's like a squirrel, she's always got some nuts in her mouth.

Yo mama's like 7-Eleven... open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a
slurpy.

Yo mama's like Humpty Dumpty... first she gets humped, then she gets dumped.

Yo mama's like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen.

Yo mama's like a nickel, she ain't worth a dime.

Yo mama's like a fine restaurant, she only takes deliveries in the rear.

Yo mama's like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day.

Yo mama's like a streetlamp, you can find her turned on at night on any street corner.

Yo mama's like a telephone booth, open to the public, costs a quarter, and guys go in
and out all day.

Yo mama's like a library, open to the public.

Yo mama's like a Chinese restaurant, $4.95 all you can eat.

Yo mama's like an ATM, open 24 hours.

Yo mama's like Discover card, she gives cash back.

Yo mama's like a basketball hoop, everybody gets a shot.

Yo mama's like a microwave, one button and she's hot.

Yo mama's like speakers, loud, ugly, lives in a box, and you can turn her up, down,
on, and off.

Yo mama's like a mail box, open day and night.

Yo mama's like a bag of potato chips, "Free-To-Lay."

Yo mama's like a turtle, once she's on her back she's fucked.

Yo mama's like a championship ring, everybody puts a finger in her.

Yo mama's like a paper towel, she picks up all kinds of slimy wet stuff.

Yo mama's like a bowling ball... round, heavy, and you can fit three fingers in.

Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter.

Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter,
and she still comes back for more.

Yo mama's like cheap liquor, tastes like shit.

Yo mama's like a bus, guys climb on and off her all day long.

Yo mama's like a bubble gum machine, 5 cents a blow.

Yo mama's like Bazooka Joe, 5 cents a blow.

Yo mama's like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her.


Yo mama's like potato chips--Fri-to Lay.

Yo mama's like a screen door, after a couple bangs, she tends to loosen up.

Yo mama's like the pillsbury doughboy - everyone gets a poke.

Yo mama's like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn.

Yo mama's like a bus, 50 cents and she ready to ride.

Yo mama's like a golf course, everyone gets a hole in one.

Yo mama's like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country.

Yo mama's like a tomato sauce bottle, everyone get a squeeze outta her.

Yo mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.

Yo mama's like a hardware store, 4 cents a screw.

Yo mama's like a Dimino's pizza, somethin' for nothin'.

Yo mama's like a refrigerador, everyone likes to put their meat in her.

Yo mama's like cake mix, 15 servings per package.

Yo mama's like a rifle, four cocks and she's full.

Yo mama's like a bus, guys climb on and off her all day.

Yo mama's like a Toyota, "Oh, what a feelin'!"

Yo mama's like Orange Crush crush, "Good vibrations."

Yo mama's like a bubble-gum machine, 25 cents a blow.

Yo mama's like chinese food, sweet sour, and cheap.

Yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner, a real good suck.

Yo mama's like a balloon, She's in a bag until somebody buys her, she gets blowed, and then she bust's .

Yo mama's like a Garbage Bag, she gets picked up, flicked in the dump, then homeless people want her.

Yo Mamma is so fat, she makes big bird look like a rubber duckie!

Yo Mamma is so fat, I couldn't download a picture of her from the Internet.

Yo Mamma is so ugly, even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her.

Yo Mamma is so ugly, even ugly bob wouldn't have sex with her.

Yo Mamma is so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Yo Mamma is so ugly, her shadow quit. 

Yo Mamma is so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her. 

Yo Mamma is so ugly, her face is closed on weekends! 

Yo Mamma is so ugly, Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant. 

Yo Mamma is so ugly, even the tide won't come back in. 

Yo Mamma is so ugly, even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her. 

Yo Mamma is so smelly, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.

Yo Mamma is so smelly, she made her Right Guard call for backup.

Yo Mamma is so smelly, a blind man walking by her asked "How much for the shrimp platter?"

Yo Mamma is so smelly, next to her a skunk smells sweet.

Yo Mamma is so smelly, that her shit is glad to escape.

Yo Mamma is so smelly, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her.

Yo Mamma is so smelly, when she spreads her legs I get sea sick.

Yo Mamma is so smelly, she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slow down, and Ban come off strike.

Yo Mamma is so smelly, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.

Yo Mamma is so smelly, even dogs won't sniff her crotch.


My Own Yo mamma Jokes


Yo mama's like Santa clause, she carries a bag on her back.


Yo mama's like a Guinea Pig, ready for mating all the time.

Yo mama's like a Toy, she can't get laid.


Yo mama's like sobey's, ready to serve you.

Yo mama's So Fat, the flesh eating disease couldn't even eat through her fat.

Yo mama's  Like a Dogshe has to sniff your ass to tell if your a male or female.




Know Any Jokes, Send Them To Me And I Will Put Them On My Website With Your Name!

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